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LAST UPDATED: 20th AUGUST 2008 |
 As
befitting the totally irreverent nature of this website I thought it'd be
fun to do a page dedicated to the weird, wonderful and wacky world of
spanking.
A kind of scrapbook featuring ephemera that includes everything from "I was abducted and spanked by an ALIEN!!" news stories to general spanking stuff that pops up in magazines, television or wherever.
So if you come across something which tickles your fancy drop me a line at YEOWCH. |
 Maybe
it's just me getting old but I have this weird thing going on with
Jennifer Aniston lately. Like most red blooded blokes I first came across
her as Rachel from Friends where she was all cute and goofy and definitely
spankable. Indeed, I recall one episode where she got her peachy butt
slapped by Monica which made me sit up straight in more ways than one.
The movie is probably crap but I may just check it out - if I can find the fucker that is. Nice ass though huh.....
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Awww, I remember
UK soft porn Knave magazine. My
mate Michael's dad had a bunch under his mattress which I found whilst
playing hide and seek during the school holidays one
day. I must have been about
12ish. It was like I'd struck gold and I stuffed a
couple up my jumper and sneaked them out of the house and ran home. Fun days.
Sadly, both are long gone now. It was around that time I discovered spanking and became a dedicated bottom lover - of women that is. Just wanted that on the record so no bugger gets any funny idea's about me.. |
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ME ROZ !!!Choosing which celebrity you'd like to spank most above all others is a pain in the rear. So after much deliberation over a cup of hot cocoa I'm going to plumb for SUPER-FUCKING-HOT Roz Doyle from probably my all time favourite US tv series, Fraiser. Heck, Ditzy Dippy Daphne would be in my top 10 list too come to think of it... Geez, this is so embarrassing but I break out into a hot sweat just thinking about her in those nice tight pants she usually wears on the much loved and missed show. Then there's her voice. If she told me in that husky tone to drop my pants because she was horny I'd fall on my face so hard trying to remove sed pants asap I'd give Buster Keaton a run for his money. Blimey, I need a stiff drink to sort out my other stiff problem. Dammed woman has got me all hot and bothered......
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Okay, on the off chance that Roz doesn't want me for my body, I'm more than willing to offer my perfectly honed physique to the lovely Jenna Louise Coleman who plays Jasmine from UK soap Emmerdale. Stunning looking young lady and the only fault I can find with her is she wears baggy jeans. Ack. I bet her arse looks great in a figure hugging pair of denim. |
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Ok. Now that REALLY has got to hurt like hell !!
You tell the ungrateful bitch Superman!!!!
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 DONALD
DUCK THROWN OUT OF DISNEYLAND IN SPANKING SHOCKER!!!
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**STAR WARS** SPANKZ
ALERT Just in from our
Tatooine Correspondant Latest from the Death Star is that evil **boo hiss** Dark Lord Darth Vader is a bit pissed because he's discovered the Imperial mind probe is nothing more than a useless piece of junk and has had to resort to more traditional methods to extract vital information from rebel scum *cough spit** hot totty Princess Leia. Can't imagine the kind of welt that thing would leave across her Royal Highness' juicy ass. |
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Don grabbed the cane again and pointed
to the table.
"Your turn Judy"
he said sternly as the brunette slipped off her panties and bent "God, it hurts Judy, but it hurts so good!!!" she gasped as Don swept the stick down hard on the quivering bottom waiting for it's punishment. "AGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!" shrieked Judy as the pain bit deep and her ass got ever so stingingly hot......
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Kinky Kaptions "Bend over my girl. Didn't I tell you Gertrude that the next time you played with that cock there'd be trouble!" |
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Kelly - spank server.
Michaela - firm hand.
Justine - girls boarding.
Samantha - firm hand. Well, if you're any sort of spanking fan you'll recognise some of the ladies above if you surf around visiting the various vid-producers. All are super sexy and if any of them want a date or are willing to show me the ropes just give me a call. If you have a top 5 favourite spanked ladies list drop me a line and I'll post your harem...
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WHAT?!!!
Can't a man like a decent pair of tit's as well???
But
the older she gets the least attractive I find her. She needs to go eat
some doughnuts or something to add some flesh to her bones. YUK, can't
stand skinny chicks. So anyway, surfing around I came across this movie -
which I ain't seen yet - which includes a spanking scene where our "hippy"
Jen wearing red hot pants gets her ass slapped by her geeky new boyfriend.
Jenna Louise Coleman
FLORIDA:
After being caught spanking a female visitor at the "Make a Wish" grotto
Donald Duck was sacked for gross misconduct and escorted off the premises.
Heuy, Lewy and Duey wouldn't comment at this sensational news but Minnie
Mouse was said to be fucking devastated...
Over here a "butt slut"
would probably be called a "bottom slapper" I need to find my own asap
double grasping the wood and sticking her curvy fat ass up in the air
waiting for him to give her a good beating with the cane. Behind them Helen stood clasping her
welt streaked backside that was throbbing from her thrashing.
YEOWCH at the Movies.
"Blimey faced with that the last thing on my
mind would be to spank it"
So
hands up - how many of you that very first time you went online typed
"spanking" into your browser?
know, I never could resist a woman in tight arse
hugging denim. Especially a hot woman who has a big enough
arse to do it justice. Here's a couple of well endowed Brit
celebrities Claire Sweeney and Charlotte Church who each won the
title of "Rear of the Year." and who both have backsides to die for.
Pity Charlotte (left) turned into such a silly cow with crap taste
in men.
YEOWCH at the Movies
First
came across Kiri Kelly way back in an old issue of Janus which had
an article about the USA spank scene and it showed a couple of
photo's of this cute blonde beach babe with a fantastic arse getting
a caning from Ed Lee. From that day I was a big fan and via the
internet was able to discover more about her. Kiri was noted for her
high pain tolerance and her backside could take a lot of fucking
stick and still come back for more. Mainly starring in Shadowlane
movies I've always wondered what happened to her when she
disappeared from the scene a few years back. So if anyone knows.....
What the fuck?!!
Hey
Hey!! OK. Listen up. Don't move. Get in
line. Come on guys play the game. I don't care if this babe has one
super outstanding rump that just begs to be spanked -
amongst other things
- just get the FUCK in line...
"My
all-time favourite spanking photo is from Kane Magazine and features
Sue and Jennie getting a double your fun spanking from a bloke with
bad taste in sweaters."